how to kill your mother in law

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How to kill your mother in law
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A long time ago in China , a girl named Li-Li got married & went to
live with her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li
found that she couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all.

Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many
of her mother-in-law' s habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li
constantly.

Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never
stopped arguing and fighting.

But what made the situation even worse was that, according to ancient
Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her mother-in-law and obey her
every wish. All the anger and unhappiness in the house was causing
Li-Li's poor husband! D great distress.

Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-! law's bad temper and
dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it!
Li-Li went to see her father's good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs.

She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison
so that she could solve the problem once and for all.

Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, "Li-Li, I will help
you solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell
you."

Li-Li said, "Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do."Mr.
Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a
package of herbs. He told Li-Li, "You can't use a quick-acting poison
to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to
become suspicious Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that
will slowly build up poison in her body. Every other day prepare some
delicious meal and put a little of these herbs in her serving.

Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspect you, when she dies, you
must be very careful to act very friendly towards her. "Don't argue
with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen." Li-Li was
so happy.

She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering
her mother-in-law.

Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served
the specially treated food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what
Mr. Huang had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her
temper!r, obeyed her mother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother.

After six months had passed, the whole household had changed. Li-Li
had practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that she
almost never got mad or upset. She hadn't had an argument with her
mother-in-law in six months because she now seemed much kinder and
easier to get along with.

The mother-in-law' s attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to
love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and
relatives that Li-Li was the best daughter-in- law one could ever
find. Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other like a
real mother and daughter.

Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what was happening. One day,
Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again She said,
"Dear Mr. Huang, please help me to keep the poison from killing my
mother-in-law. She's changed into such a nice woman, and I love her
like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I
gave her."

Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. "Li-Li, there's nothing to worry
about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins
to improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your
attitude toward her, but that has been all washed away by the love
which you gave to her."

HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they will
treat you? There is a wise Chinese saying: "The person who loves
others will also be loved in return." God might be trying to work in
another person's life through you. Send this to your friends and
spread the POWER OF LOVE.

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و هيني راح اترجم القصة سطر بسطر

How to kill your mother in law
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كيـــف تقتلي حمــاتك

A long time ago in China , a girl named Li-Li got married & went to
كان يا ما كان في قديم الزمان كان هناك بنت اسمها ليلى (في الصين) ,, ليلى تزوجت و راحت
live with her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li
تسكــن مع زوجها و حماتها و في وقت قصير ليلى
found that she couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all.
اكتشفت انها بتطيقش حماتها و دايما مختلفات
Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many
شخصياتهم مختلفه و ليلى كانت تعصب كثير على تصرفات حماتها
of her mother-in-law' s habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li
constantly.
والحماية ما قصرت فيها و بتنطلها على كل شغلة زي حمصة الكي

Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never
stopped arguing and fighting.
مرت الأيام والأسابيع و العادة على ما هي عليه طوش يومية و مناقرة زي الجاجة والديك

But what made the situation even worse was that, according to ancient
واللي زفت الموضوع بزياده انه في العادات والتقاليد
Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her mother-in-law and obey her
الصينية ليلى لازم تنحني لحماتها و تبوس ايدها (هاي من عندي) و ترد عليها في كل اشي
every wish. All the anger and unhappiness in the house was causing
Li-Li's poor husband! D great distress.
كل المشاحنات اللي في الدار والحزن خلت الزلمة (الله يعينه يـــــــــــــــا رب) في حالة عصبية يرثى لها

Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-! law's bad temper and
في النهاية ليلى بطلت تتحمل عصبية حماتها
dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it!
ولا ديكتاتوريتها و قررت تسوي شيء
Li-Li went to see her father's good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs.
راحت تشوف صاحب ابوها السيد ابو غضب اللي فاتح محل عطارة جنب مدارس الوكالة في نايفه

She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison
شرحتله القصة و طلبت منه سم الهاري عشان ترتاح
so that she could solve the problem once and for all.
و تخلص من المشاكل مع حماتها
Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, "Li-Li, I will help
السيد ابو غضب فكر بعدينا قلها أقــلك والله إلا اساعدك وجعل لا حدى حوش
you solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell
you."
إذا بدك تحلي المشكلة لازم تردي علي و تسمعي مزبووووط

Li-Li said, "Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do."Mr.
ليلى قالت اي مشان الله اخلص طيب بسوي اللي بتقوله بس اخلص قرفتني عيشتي
Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a
ابو غضب راح على الغرفة اللي ورى و رجع معه
package of herbs. He told Li-Li, "You can't use a quick-acting poison
كيس فيه عطارة و قال لليلى بقدرش اعطيكي اشي بقتلها مرة وحدة
to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to
عشان العالم راح تشك فيكي
become suspicious Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that
بس راح اعطيكي كم عشبة من اللي بخبهن قلبك
will slowly build up poison in her body. Every other day prepare some
راح يقتلنها بالعرض البطيء (بالإعادة بتطلع مش ميته خخخ)
delicious meal and put a little of these herbs in her serving.
بس بدي منك تسويلها كم طبخة زي الناس و حطي الاعشاب في اكلها
Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspect you, when she dies, you
و عشان ما حدى يشك فيكي لما تموت
must be very careful to act very friendly towards her. "Don't argue
خليكي كويسه معها يعني متتناقرنش على كل اشي مشيها بالعربي
with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen." Li-Li was
so happy.
ردي على كلامها وعامليها زي الملكة طبعاً عشان ما حدى يشك فيكي بلاش تقع الجرة في راسك يا مسخمه (خروج عن النص ما علينا) ليلى صارت بدها تطير من الفرح

She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering
her mother-in-law.
شكرت ابو غضب و راحت عالدار عشان تخطط كيف بدها تخلص من حماتها

Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served
مرت الأيام والأسابيع (نفسي افهم ليش حاطين مرت الاسابيع اي مهو إذا مرت الأيام بدها تمر الأسابيع ولا الأسابيع متكاتله معنا وبدهاش تمر يعني) و يوم بعد يوم ليلى بتسويلها طبخة من اللي بحبها قلبك يعني منسف على ورق دوالي على جاج محشي على كبسة و تنسوش الكوارع بالمصري(فوارغ محشية)
the specially treated food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what
اللي حاطة فيها الأعشاب لحماتها .. و تذكرت اللي قاله ابو غضب
Mr. Huang had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her
عن المعاملة بلاش تروح دعس بين الرجلين
temper!r, obeyed her mother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother.
فردت على حماتها و عاملتها زي ما بتعامل امها
After six months had passed, the whole household had changed. Li-Li
بعد ست اشهر كل البيت تغير
had practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that she
صارت متعصبش على حماتها و اكتشفت انها بطلت تعصب من مرة
almost never got mad or upset. She hadn't had an argument with her
متقاتلنش من مدة .. (يعني الظاهر مشتاقة لطوشة)
mother-in-law in six months because she now seemed much kinder and
easier to get along with.
مع حماتها .. اللي صارت تعاملها احسن و صارت العيشة معها بتنهضم بلا ملح

The mother-in-law' s attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to
الطريقة اللي بتعامل فيها الحماية ليلى تغيرت و صارت
love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and
تحبها بكدره كادر (بالساحورية الفصحى) .. زي بنتها و صارت تحكي لنسوان الحارة عنها يعني ام احمد وام محمد وام طلال وام حسين لما يجتمعن وكالعادة ميخلنش على وحدة إلا واستغابنها بتمدحها
relatives that Li-Li was the best daughter-in- law one could ever
و حتى العيلة صارت تتفشخر ( من فعل فشخره على قولت سعيد صالح ) و تقول انها احسن كنه يعني من الآخر
find. Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other like a
و صارن يعاملن بعض بالحسنا
real mother and daughter.
يعني زي الإم و بنتها
Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what was happening. One day,
والزلمة التخم وانبســط على التغيير هسى بقدر ينام بدون مخدات طائرة و تراشق شباشب
Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again She said,
ليلى راحت على ابو غضب مرة ثانية بدها مساعدة

Dear Mr. Huang, please help me to keep the poison from killing my
استاز ابو غضب (ابو غضب صار استاز يؤبرني الفالح) ... بدي مساعدتك بطلت بدي اموتها انسى
mother-in-law. She's changed into such a nice woman, and I love her
صارت محترمة و بتعاملني زي بنتها وانا بحبها (حبتك العافية)
like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I
زي امي بالزبط (بس بلاش يا فلاش) بديش اياها تموت عشان السم الهاري اللي
gave her."
حطيتلها اياه

Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. "Li-Li, there's nothing to worry
استاز ابو غضب ضحك و قلها اي بعدين معاكي يعني هي لعبة مرة بدك تموتيها و مرة لأ ... لا لا لا لا بمزح هو ما حكالها هيك ... حكالها ما عليكي متخفيش
about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins
ما اعطيتك سم اعطيتك منشطات عشان تطول عمرها (يعني كان بدي اياكي انتي تموتي بس يالله قدر الله وما شاء فعل .. )
to improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your
السم الوحيد كان في عقلك
attitude toward her, but that has been all washed away by the love
which you gave to her."
و طريقتك في التعامل معها و كله تبخر كله تغير بالحب اللي اعطيتيها اياه ( وفضيت علينا الدار والوحده زي النار احم احم طلعنا عن النص)
HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they will
عاملي الناس كما تحبي ان يعاملوكي
treat you? There is a wise Chinese saying: "The person who loves
و فيه مثل صيني بحكي اللي بحب بنحب ... يعني إذا حبيت وحدة روح على استاز ابو غضب و ما عليك لوول ..
others will also be loved in return." God might be trying to work in
another person's life through you. Send this to your friends and
spread the POWER OF LOVE

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Nice translation
Thnx sweetie